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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

junkindatrunk51 (6:40:35 PM): hey bby
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:41:01 PM): i don't know if i should be frightened or excited.
junkindatrunk51 (6:41:33 PM): frightened by what bby?
junkindatrunk51 (6:41:45 PM): do u wanna cyber with me?
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:42:13 PM): Jesse! knock it off.
junkindatrunk51 (6:42:33 PM): jessel?
junkindatrunk51 (6:43:19 PM): is that a name?
junkindatrunk51 (6:43:27 PM): this is veronia bby
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:44:27 PM): alright, veronia.
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:44:39 PM): just watch out for the crab-like things crawling around in my pubic hair.
junkindatrunk51 (6:44:45 PM): so do u wanna cyber with me
junkindatrunk51 (6:44:54 PM): oo that turns me on so bad right now
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:45:02 PM): that's what i was hoping
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:45:04 PM): but watch out
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:45:05 PM): cause they bite
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:45:08 PM): (and so do i!)
junkindatrunk51 (6:45:23 PM): yes i like it when they play rough
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:45:35 PM): so i think you should start
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:45:37 PM): ready? Go!
junkindatrunk51 (6:45:52 PM): no i need u here 2
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:45:57 PM): oh, i'm here.
junkindatrunk51 (6:46:52 PM): mmm i'm taking my wig off
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:47:31 PM): oh shit, i love bald chicks.
junkindatrunk51 (6:48:09 PM): im rubbing my sweaty bald head all over your sexi bod
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:48:28 PM): rub it faster.
junkindatrunk51 (6:48:57 PM): my bald head or your bod?
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:49:04 PM): your bald head ON my body.
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:49:09 PM): don't ask questions, just go!
junkindatrunk51 (6:49:15 PM): mmm im doing it
junkindatrunk51 (6:49:45 PM): omg im cumming rigt now.
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:49:55 PM): jesus.  talk about premature ejaculation. i'm not even hard yet.
junkindatrunk51 (6:50:29 PM): what can i do to make u hrd
junkindatrunk51 (6:50:34 PM): u srt this time bby
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:51:16 PM): well, for starters, put your wig back on.  i like my women right.
junkindatrunk51 (6:51:35 PM): done. but i thought you liked me bald
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:51:50 PM): that doesn't mean i like you more with hair.
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:52:01 PM): infact, i like you with hair everywhere.
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:52:07 PM): so
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:52:08 PM): um
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:52:08 PM): .
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:52:29 PM): go cover yourself in tar,  cut all the hair off of your back, lay it out and rub yourself in it.
BADNEWSandLIARS (6:52:39 PM): and get back to me in like....thirty minutes, i'm gonna go eat a sandwich.
junkindatrunk51 (6:52:52 PM): will that get u hrd?
junkindatrunk51 (6:52:53 PM): mmm
junkindatrunk51 (6:53:14 PM): i gotta go bye bby!
junkindatrunk51 signed off at 6:53:21 PM.
 
I still don't know who that is.....


Monday, April 02, 2007

Fuck you, April.


Sunday, February 18, 2007

 

Trains On Tracks

A quick flick as your head looks back
Looking for what left too soon,
But soon, too, comes now something new
To chase by chance that thing you lack.

To say you saw, is simple fact,
A quick trip to the land that goes-
A stick, a root that slowly grows
With the wind's rude whistle cracked.

Windows provide a quick attack
On looting views, crude and fast.
Until at last, the country pass'd
Into the tunnel, long and black.

With a snap the neck gives some slack,
For all too soon you must eschew
An eventful past for what is new-
The preformed path of the unseen track.

 


Sunday, February 04, 2007

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If so, please apply for David Meng's Seasonal Friend position! If hired, you will receive numerous benefits, such as (1) getting to watch Suns games with me, (2) sitting around with me and doing nothing, and occasionally (3) have deep, meaningful chats about life. As a bonus, I will also tag along with you and make things extremely awkward when you are hanging out with other friends, and incessantly call you asking you to join me for brunch.

If you have any interest in this position, please fill out the application below and email me along with a cover letter and your resume at imagreatbigfag@yahoo.com.

-----APPLICATION-----

What is your name? Quinn McKaye

What is your purpose? To make music that makes you want to unbutton your pants just a lil bit.

What is the average velocity of an unladen swallow? Well, is it an African Swallow?

Do you possess substantial wealth? Only in prison.

Are you philanthropic? Are you gay?

Tell me a story. This one time, the cartoon network put up little signs with flashing lights around nine cities in America.  In one of those cities, the government discovered the signs, perceived them to be bombs, and consequentially had them destroyed.

Are you cool with me not bathing? No, cause, I would like to be a part of your bathing rituals, actually.

Are you happy with where your life is headed? Who the fuck knows where their life is headed?

Please list at least 2, but no more than 86 personal references:

(1) My mom
(2) My dad
(3) Basil
(insert any others here: Sean Adams, Cali Orr, Joey Gerber, Karl Marx, Aristotle, John Nolan.)

What are the last three books you've read?
(1) The Way of Zen by Alan Watts
(2) Meditations by Rene Descartes
(3) Nicomachean Ethics by Aristotle

Are you of any type of controversial sexual persuasion? (i.e. straight) Does S&M count?

What can you bring to my life that my television cannot? Well, I can actually bring you a TV.  A TV cannot bring itself.

Hours you prefer to work (cannot be on Friday nights, weekends, or any other time when socializing might seem acceptable by normal standards): Shower time, Midnight, brunch hour.

What is the meaning of life (this is an easy one)? To get laid.

Write an essay of no more than 501 but no less than 499 words explaining why you'd be the ideal candidate for this position.

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Can you juggle? Balls.

What would you say (rough estimate) is your shooting percentage from the free throw line? 47.359%

Anything else? Yes.

Thank you for your time. Good day to you all. No, thank you.



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